big board

RAJNIKANT bought an acre of land with 4 wells in each corner?
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To play carom..

wts the time?

Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

FLUSH

Rajnikant’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush

power pushups

When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.

outer space

Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.

evolution

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.