big board

RAJNIKANT bought an acre of land with 4 wells in each corner?
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To play carom..

wts the time?

Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

FLUSH

Rajnikant’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush

power pushups

When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.

outer space

Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.

evolution

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.

XEROX

This is the ultimate joke of all..
Once photo of rajinikant was given to get it xeroxed
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Guess wat
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We got two xerox machines..;-)

500 crores

All sardars hv decided to offer 500 crores to rajnikant as a thank you token for shifting people’s focus from

sardars

to

Rajnikant

Diwali special

Breaking news: NASA doesn’t exists anymore….Rajnikant bought rockets, satellites and all of it for diwali crackers.

fastest service

The only way to make data packet travel faster than light, is to make Rajnikant send them.

May you have so much money that even Rajnikant can’t count it

rough books

Rough book used by Rajnikant in his school days is today known as Wikipedia – the encyclopedia.

Rajnikant knows victoria’s secret.

no smoking

Once there was a very foggy day in the south India….. then finally it was discovered that Rajnikant was smoking that day

new car

A 22 wheeler Tata truck once crashed on to RajniKant. Now it is called Tata Nano.

Inception- Real Story

Rajnikant didn’t watch Inception. He planted the idea in Nolan’s head.

wax statue

Rajnikant has a wax statue of Madame Tussauds in his house.

BIG BOSS

Rajnikant was invited into BIG BOSS.

Next day.

"Big Boss", Rajnikant chahte hai ki aap confession room me aaye"

fastest creature

Who is d fastest creature on earth?? The answer is Cheetah..I know what you would have thought..Rajnikant na